Is the Secret of Britney Spears Success Hidden in the Locomotion?

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Britney Spears is well-known as an artiste of unmatched calibre, but how did this singing and dancing sensation become such a success? Recent research by archaeologists suggests it could be due to a very distant grandmother, Lucy, an Australopithecus Afarensis. By being decended from her, or a creature very like her it would make sense to call Britney Spears lucky.
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