It’s the cultural high point of the year

Above is Daz Sampson’s Teen­age Life, the UK entry for Euro­vi­sion 2006. It could be a clas­sic this year. Fin­land have sent Lordi, Ger­many have sent their best entry since Stefan Raab (inventor of wok racing) with Texas Light­ning. Iceland’s entry Con­grat­u­la­tions by Silvia Night included a line which may, or may not be, “The vote is in, I’ll f*****g win”. Sadly it didn’t get past the semi-final being as it was beaten by Armenia and 22 other coun­tries. It didn’t work for Cliff Richard either — he came second when he sang Con­grat­u­la­tions.

I’m wary of mak­ing pre­dic­tions because vot­ing in the Euro­vi­sion is so vari­able. I’ll stick my neck out and say that Cyprus might give Greece 12 points this year. There’s some­thing about the Greek entry with year that might go down well with the Cyp­ri­ote public.

It’s usual when the Brit­ish entry does badly to blame block vot­ing by small coun­tries. There’s also broader polit­ical influ­ence as well. Jemini lost out in 2003, scor­ing zero in the after­math of the Iraq inva­sion, which I thought was unfair. When you listen to the per­form­ance impar­tially then really you can only come to the con­clu­sion that it’s a shame you can’t give out neg­at­ive points. They said the per­form­ance was off-key due to tech­nical glitches. Yet on some notes they weren’t merely off-key but off-crowbar too whilst try­ing to break into the Man­sion of Melody.

There’s an inter­view with Daz Sampson on You­Tube. I saw him on News24 as well yes­ter­day. I agree with him, one reason for some poor UK res­ults is that we’ve sent some ter­rible stuff. Recently the UK and some other coun­tries have sent aural wall­pa­per. If the fun entries do well this year then hope­fully there’ll be more to watch at Euro­vi­sion than the voting.

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  1. John Hardy

    I watched it as I have every year for the past dec­ade or so on 12 hour delay here in Aus­tralia. It’s true that the UK has sent some crappy acts over the years but the main reason why it doesn’t ever win is the same reason why Ger­many and France never do.

    Former European Great Powers have no con­tin­ental allies and there­fore don’t have enough solid­ar­ity to vote in blocs. While the Greek / Cyprus thing is pre­dict­able, they’ve got noth­ing on the Balts and the F.Y.R. of x’s. Just con­sider the fact that Montenegro is headed for inde­pend­ence! (groan). I did notice a new alli­ance form­ing between the Greeks and Armeni­ans. Pre­sum­ably their recent his­tor­ies give them plenty to bitch about. I doubt Tur­key will be stu­pid enough to give Greece 12 points again like they did last year (which of course went unreciprocated).

    Per­son­ally I’d like to see a Clas­sical World bloc to counter to the threat of yet another Scand­inavian or Balkan win but obvuiously there’s no present day basis for such an alli­ance. Por­tugal and Spain con­tinue to act as though they inhabit com­pletely dif­fer­ent universes.

    Any­way the only way Bri­tain could have a chance of win­ning Euro­vi­sion these days is if it did a Yugoslavia and ran sep­ar­ate con­test­ants for Wales, Scot­land, North­ern Ire­land and every frig­gin island in the Chan­nel. At least Ire­land and the UK have finally worked out that at least they should be vot­ing for one another.

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  2. John Hardy

    I nearly for­got my main point:

    Romania was robbed. The alli­ance with Mol­dova wasn’t enough to even register.

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  3. alun

    When Ger­many came on I thought it was an inter­lude and they’d brought some pro­fes­sional musi­cians in. I thought they had the best of the even­ing. Malta can feel hard done by. It wasn’t a bril­liant song, but it wasn’t that bad.

    I did have a post on block vot­ing, but I think a power cut may have eaten it.

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  4. John Hardy

    Yes but I’m inter­ested in what Ger­many come up with (just don’t men­tion the war).

    I’ll have to respect­fully dis­agree about Malta. I wasn’t so much the song as the singer who was a little off-pitch. I didn’t watch the semis so it may have just been a glitch on the night. The same thing happened to that Mace­do­nian girl who I had high, er, hopes for.

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  5. John Hardy

    I mean that Ger­many comes up with some­thing a bit dif­fer­ent every year but they will never win.

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