Witch

BBC NEWS | Pleas for con­demned Saudi ‘witch’

Words fail me so I’m reduced to cut­ting and past­ing para­graphs.

The illit­er­ate woman was detained by reli­gious police in 2005 and allegedly beaten and forced to fin­ger­print a con­fes­sion that she could not read.

Regard­less of the crime that is not justice. That’s even close. It’s not a dif­fer­ent type of justice or another culture’s form way of mak­ing sense of the uni­verse. It’s thug­gery.

Among her accusers was a man who alleged she made him impotent.

I’d be temp­ted to add that another claimed he was turned into a newt, except this is so ser­i­ous. It’s a human life that’s at stake, and with it being a life of a woman in Saudi Ara­bia that’s no bed of roses. I hate to tar all Muslims with the action of a few psy­cho­paths, but it would be nice if the Muslim Coun­cil of Bri­tain could con­demn this lethal idiocy. Not because it’s their fault, but because they are prob­ably the people in the UK with the best chance of get­ting some­thing close to justice for this poor woman.

What do the Creationists want with you?

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’Chris­ti­ans’ show­ing the love. Photo (cc) Jordan Thevenow-Harrison

Ed Dar­rell has set a tough prob­lem. How do you solve the Texan edu­ca­tion crisis? If you haven’t been fol­low­ing this, the Texas Edu­ca­tion Author­ity has forced an employee to resign because she sent round details of a talk debunk­ing Intel­li­gent Design. The TEA has stated it’s neut­ral on whether or not chil­dren should have good edu­ca­tion. It’s the latest round of what, in the­ory, is the argu­ment between Sci­ence and Intel­li­gent Design. It isn’t really. Every­one knows that Intel­li­gent Design is second-rate Cre­ation­ism. How­ever I don’t think the argu­ment is between Sci­ence and Cre­ation­ism either. If it was then the debate would be as dead as phlogiston.

Even the pre­tence of a debate plays into the Cre­ation­ists’ hands. This allows them to frame the argu­ment as Sci­ence against Chris­tian­ity. Yet if you look at the argu­ments it’s clear that this isn’t about Sci­ence. It’s about power. It won’t be power over sci­ent­ists — they’re con­strained by real­ity. It’s power over Chris­ti­ans that’s the issue. Answers in Gen­esis is quite open about this. Cre­ation mat­ters because it’s about evangelism.

That has to be a prob­lem, because it’s not evan­gel­ism to gen­eric Chris­tian­ity. There are no gen­eric Chris­ti­ans. There are Ortho­dox Chris­ti­ans, Cath­ol­ics and vari­ous minor sects. In the case of AiG it’s evan­gel­ism for a very spe­cific fun­da­ment­al­ist form of Chris­tian­ity. They state:

The 66 books of the Bible are the writ­ten Word of God. The Bible is divinely inspired and inerr­ant through­out. Its asser­tions are fac­tu­ally true in all the ori­ginal auto­graphs. It is the supreme author­ity in everything it teaches.

Yes, accord­ing AiG, the Sun doesn’t cause day­light and could come out at night if God thought it would be use­ful. There’s a lot said about the inerr­ancy of the Bible. Sadly there’s noth­ing about the fal­lib­il­ity of those who read it. Now you may be infal­lible and know the mind of God. Con­grat­u­la­tions if this is the case, but it makes you part of a minor­ity. A few minutes con­ver­sa­tion will reveal that most other people don’t have the clar­ity of under­stand­ing that you do.

Indeed, a lot of Chris­ti­ans accept they don’t have all the answers. Most of the com­mit­ted Chris­ti­ans I’ve met are as hon­est, decent and char­it­able as any­one else. Their reac­tion to the uni­verse is one of awe and humil­ity rather than cer­tainty. I think they make a mis­take nam­ing that awe ‘God’, but they seem to con­sider the mind of God unknow­able. When Cre­ation­ists take the label ‘Chris­ti­ans’ for them­selves they pre­sume to speak on behalf of these people. That reveals amaz­ing arrog­ance, but they have it in good sup­ply.

So how do you debate these people? I strongly sus­pect you can’t debate them with sci­entific or his­tor­ical facts. You can’t debate them using basic logic. They’ve been immunised.

The way I would choose to debate this is to tackle what the cre­ation­ists plan to do if they win. See the place Sherri Shep­herd makes for people who think dates in BC refer to the time before Christ? That is the same space she has for people who don’t share her spe­cific off­shoot of Chris­tian­ity. Will tran­sub­stan­ti­ation be taught as fact in Chem­istry? It has exactly the same amount of evid­ence as Cre­ation­ism, so if not why not? It’s not a frivol­ous ques­tion. What Cath­ol­ics call Christ’s blood, the sec­u­lar law of Ire­land calls alco­hol, and it could lead to drink-driving. It’s not just a gen­eric God that’s being put into classes, exactly whose God is it? What role will this God have in the local gov­ern­ment and in the law?

The Cre­ation­ists know exactly what role their God will have in Texas. They know how they plan to deal with any­one who doesn’t share their view of God. The real debate is about who will be allowed to ques­tion Author­ity in Texas. There’s noth­ing spe­cial about sci­ent­ists, it just hap­pens that they’re at the top of the list as their jobs are based on ques­tion­ing Author­ity. The best response for sci­ent­ists to cre­ation­ists is to make clear that sci­entific debate is impossible because cre­ation­ists have noth­ing to debate with.

Des­pite the claims of cre­ation­ists and the wishes of some athe­ists, Dar­win didn’t prove that God didn’t exist, but what he did do was show that God was not neces­sary to explain the vari­ety of life. That opens up a lot of ques­tions. Dar­win showed that everything could be ques­tioned, includ­ing the reas­ons for the exist­ence of everything liv­ing. He showed that the world was not static and there was no neces­sity to believe in a world where the places of rich and poor were divinely ordained. Des­pite the recent attempts of an actor front­ing a titanic ‘exposé’ of evol­u­tion to smear him, he opposed slavery. His work has polit­ical implic­a­tions. It requires a ques­tion­ing atti­tude, and that’s not accept­able to people who don’t want to be ques­tioned. That’s why they offer noth­ing to ques­tion and that’s why they want to encour­age chil­dren to know when to stop ask­ing awk­ward questions.

If you know what the Cre­ation­ists want with you, you’ll know why Dar­win matters.

A lost religion written on its victims’ bones


Tomb #9 at Amara. Photo (cc) Ross Day.

The BBC’s pro­mot­ing an epis­ode of Time­watch broad­cast at 20:10 on 26 Janu­ary 2008 (and on your iPlayer if you live in the UK shortly after). This one looks like it could be worth watch­ing. It’s news from the Amarna Pro­ject and archae­olo­gical pro­ject with an excel­lent web­site. Amarna is one of the most unusual places in Egypt. It was a cap­ital built by Akhen­aten who beat off stiff com­pet­i­tion to be the strangest pharaoh Egypt ever had. If the ancient Egyp­tians had has their way, we wouldn’t know about Akhenaten.

Akhen­aten was the phar­oah who turned his back on the tra­di­tional reli­gion of the ancient Egyp­tians. In place of the whole pan­theon he put the Aten, the sun disc. I thought this was move from a poly­the­istic to a mono­the­istic reli­gion, but some Egypto­lo­gists invol­un­tar­ily quiver when then hear that. It seems it’s more com­plic­ated than that. What can be said was that the Aten was the most import­ant divin­ity and its wor­ship by Akhen­aten, led to root and branch reforms of the state religion.

One of these changes was the move from Thebes and the priest­hood of Amun-Re to a new site uncon­tam­in­ated by other gods for his own reli­gious base. This is the city of Amarna, or as Akhen­aten called it Akhet­aten, the Hori­zon of Aten. This fresh start might be help­ful. The plan­ning of the city could express cos­mo­lo­gical beliefs of the Egyp­tians at the time of Akhen­aten, without dis­tor­tion from the restric­tions imposed by build­ings from earlier peri­ods. Amarna is espe­cially help­ful as the site seems to have been rap­idly aban­doned after the pharaoh’s death. The prob­lem is that life in Akhenaten’s Amarna could be very dif­fer­ent to life in the typ­ical worker’s per­cep­tion of Amarna. To what extent did Akhenaten’s reli­gion impact on the masses? The answer, accord­ing to find­ings from the Amarna pro­ject would sug­gest that Akhenaten’s reli­gion warped the very bod­ies of his sub­jects. Life in Amarna was nasty, bru­tish and short — and so were the people liv­ing it.

The evid­ence is from burials.

Prof Jerry Rose of the Uni­ver­sity of Arkan­sas has been examin­ing the bones found in the buri­als for sev­eral years. One of the advant­ages of work­ing in Egypt is the soil is extremely dry, so even though the bones are over four thou­sand years old they’re still yield­ing use­ful inform­a­tion. One of the most shock­ing find­ings are the ages at death. There’s a chart you can look at and it’s pretty clear that Amarna was a lethal place. The 2007 report has a chart of its own. This shows that aging a skel­eton isn’t always pos­sible, but both charts indic­ate that a life in Amarna would likely be over at 35. The report by Melissa Zabecki, also from Arkan­sas, is grim. They had dental caries but prob­ably didn’t com­plain too much about toothache as they were also likely to have extremely bad backs. Zabecki has found evid­ence of osteoarth­ritis and spinal trauma in many of the skel­et­ons. Zabecki’s con­clu­sion is that these people were worked to death.

Akhen­aten wanted to change Egyp­tian reli­gion overnight, and that can’t be done without a lot of work. The twis­ted bones of the work­ers of Amarna show some of the cost of turn­ing from the old gods. It could be a fas­cin­at­ing pro­gramme. Then again Time­watch rendered the Sea Stal­lion voy­age into a bit of a snooze, so maybe not.

Extreme Pilgrim and Saint Anthony

Extreme Pilgrim

I’ve been busy recently, so this is only a quick pointer to Extreme Pil­grim which has its third and final epis­ode avail­able on the iPlayer till Thursday even­ing — if you live in the UK. This epis­ode was about Coptic Chris­tian­ity and espe­cially Saint Anthony who cre­ated the first monastery.

After the first half of epis­ode one I’ve been get­ting more impressed with the series. To begin with Peter Owen-Jones gave the impres­sion of look­ing for a super­fi­cial quick fix to a spir­itual mal­aise. The second epis­ode had him work as a Saddhu, a Hindu holy man. His struggle to try and work out what the hell he was sup­posed to be doing could have been a really awful attempt at com­edy. Thank­fully he seemed bet­ter pre­pared to get into the spirit of task and genu­inely cared about his rela­tion­ship with the vil­lage where his cave was.

For epis­ode three, he thought he had his strongest chal­lenge. He went to live with a her­mit in the cliff caves over­look­ing the Mon­as­tery of Saint Anthony in Egypt. There are prob­lems liv­ing as a her­mit, when you’re her­mit­ing with someone else and a cam­era crew. Fr. Laz­arus, his host offered him his cave where he goes when he feels like a her­mit hol­i­day. The film crew leave Pete with a cam­corder to keep a diary and then with­draw to film him occa­sion­ally through a tele­photo lens for three weeks.

I’m not sure this epis­ode worked so well. The pre­vi­ous two epis­odes had him work­ing within a faith which was alien to him. So he was try­ing to make sense of the faith and its rela­tion­ship to the phys­ical exer­cises he was doing. For this epis­ode he’s with Chris­ti­ans and rather than try­ing to under­stand I get the impres­sions that so much of the famili­ar­ity meant he was accept­ing assump­tions rather than think­ing hard about them as he had before.

Non­ethe­less it’s not a bad epis­ode. If you live out­side the UK you can see some of it on You­Tube. This clip needs a bit of set up. He’s vis­ited Fr. Laz­arus who’s given him a cave. Fr. Laz­arus is con­cerned because he thinks Pete Owen-Jones could be lit­er­ally in for a hellish time. The Bishop of the Mon­as­tery con­siders the cliffs too dan­ger­ous for his own monks. Fr. Laz­arus has seen many pro­spect­ive her­mits driven from the rocks. He warns his guest the devil is in the cliffs and he will chal­lenge Pete. Laz­arus prom­ises to look in on him from time to time, but they are sep­ar­ated by quite a dis­tance. In an emer­gency all Pete has is him­self and his camcorder.

Embed­ding is dis­abled, so you’ll have to watch the clip at You­Tube.

Mark Steel: If you think Islam is medieval, look at Catholicism

Pope Bene­dict faces a spe­cific com­plaint, that when he was a mere car­dinal, he said the trial of Galileo by the inquis­i­tion in 1633 was “Reas­on­able and just.” The res­ult of the trial was that, for the crime of con­firm­ing that the Earth orbits the Sun, he was sen­tenced to exe­cu­tion, although this was later reduced to per­man­ent house arrest. This may seem harsh, so a typ­ical mod­ern defender of the sen­tence, the writer Vit­torio Messori, jus­ti­fied it by say­ing: “Galileo was not con­demned for what he said but the way he said it.” So that was the prob­lem – the Vat­ican didn’t mind Galileo’s the­or­ies about the Uni­verse, but he said them with his mouth full.

But maybe the most inter­est­ing side to Benedict’s defence of his 17th-century pre­de­cessors is ima­gin­ing the furore if a sim­ilar atti­tude happened within Islam. If the leader of the Muslim world declared it was reas­on­able and just to have sen­tenced one of history’s greatest minds to exe­cu­tion, piles of com­ment­at­ors would be telling us this proved Islam was a medi­eval, ignor­ant creed incom­pat­ible with West­ern values.

It does raise ques­tions about the Cath­olic church’s sin­cer­ity when they expressed regret. You can read the whole thing at the Inde­pend­ent.

Barbara Brown Taylor explains why she’d be a bad choice for jury service

It is not that the facts don’t mat­ter. It is just that they don’t mat­ter as much as the stor­ies do, and stor­ies can be true whether they hap­pen or not.

From “Home By Another Way,” in Home By Another Way by Bar­bara Brown Taylor (Cow­ley, 1999).

(thanks to Epis­copal Café)

Nero and the Comets of Doom

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Won­der or portent of doom? Photo (cc) Won­der­fer­ret.

Judith Weingarten at Zen­o­bia: Empress of the East, has some thought­ful com­ments as a follow-up to The Star of Beth­le­hem Solved? in The Magi and Christ­mas. She starts by talk­ing about Marco Polo’s trip to the east, and it’s a great example of how his­tory can be a series of echoes from the past inter­act­ing with each other. She also raises three prob­lems with Jen­kins’ the­ory and two of them high­light how little we know about ancient astro­nomy. Her most ser­i­ous objec­tion is that comets are not stars, and Mat­thew would not have con­fused the two. It’s a very good point and strikes at the heart of the prob­lem I have with some his­tor­ies of ancient astronomy.

One reason that it’s reas­on­able to state that a comet would not be con­fused with a star is down to Aris­totle. Aris­totle puts for­ward his the­ory of comets in book one of Met­eor­o­logy. He argues they’re caused by exhal­a­tions of the earth and exist in the sub-lunar realm. This would explain their unpre­dict­ab­il­ity as for Aris­totle the heav­ens were per­fect and con­stant. Aris­totle was writ­ing in the 4th Cen­tury BC, but his ideas had great influ­ence. Manilius wrote wrote his Astro­nom­ica in the Augustan/Tiberian period largely accepts Aristotle’s explan­a­tion. This isn’t the only explan­a­tion of comets though, and we’re lucky that Aris­totle records the opin­ions of other thinkers before dis­card­ing them. These explan­a­tions would sug­gest that some people in the ancient world were think­ing about comets as stars. In Book one, part six we get:

Anaxagoras and Demo­critus declare that comets are a con­junc­tion of the plan­ets approach­ing one another and so appear­ing to touch one another.

Some of the Itali­ans called Pythagoreans say that the comet is one of the plan­ets, but that it appears at great inter­vals of time and only rises a little above the hori­zon. This is the case with Mer­cury too; because it only rises a little above the hori­zon it often fails to be seen and con­sequently appears at great inter­vals of time.

A view like theirs was also expressed by Hip­po­crates of Chios and his pupil Aeschylus.

Unfor­tu­nately I’m not sure how much this tells us about Matthew’s astro­nomy. Aristotle’s Met­eor­o­logy is a book of ser­i­ous research notes. It wouldn’t have been access­ible to the aver­age farmer in the ancient world, nor neces­sar­ily reflec­ted the folk astro­nomy of the period. It’s the astro­nomy of an élite. This is a prob­lem every­where in ancient his­tory. It tends to be writ­ten by male élites and the vast bulk of pop­u­la­tion was not of interest to them. In con­trast Matthew’s gos­pel is a work of evan­gel­ism. It was inten­ded to be spread among the gen­eral popu­lace and so folk astro­nomy is import­ant if we take the star of Beth­le­hem ser­i­ously. How can you access this astro­nomy? It’s hard but there are clues in other texts.

Aratus wrote the Phaenom­ena, a poetic descrip­tion of the sky, in the 3rd Cen­tury BC. He only men­tions comets briefly, but the word he uses on line 1092 is κομόωντες. From Kidd’s trans­la­tion (page 557), this is from κομῆται ἀστέρες. Kometai asteres are lit­er­ally hairy stars. Pliny’s Nat­ural His­tory opens its sec­tion on comets in the Pen­guin trans­la­tion (page 19) with:

There are also stars of sev­eral kinds that sud­denly come into being in the sky itself. The Greeks call them ‘comets’; we call them ‘long-haired’ stars, because they bristle with a blood-red tail which is shaggy on top, like hair.

You can read the sec­tion on comets in a Loeb trans­la­tion on the Perseus Pro­ject. I can see that cer­tainly there would be a view among the edu­cated that comets were not stars, but I think there’s enough uncer­tainty to leave the door open to Matthew’s star being a comet.

Judith Weingarten’s second objec­tion is more ser­i­ous. Comets are bad news. Some authors like Aris­totle think they’re bad news because the con­di­tions which lead to things like civic strife also cause comets. Manilius closes book one of the Astro­nom­ica (from line 809 onward) with a descrip­tion of comets. He can be bleak like around line 893–5 in the Loeb trans­la­tion:

Death comes with those celes­tial torches, which threaten earth with the blaze of pyres unceas­ing, since heaven and nature’s self are stricken and seem doomed to share men’s tomb.

Fol­low­ing that with Peace on Earth and Good­will to all Men seems difficult.

Des­pite this, there are a few reas­ons to sus­pect that comets weren’t auto­mat­ic­ally bad news. My favour­ite is men­tioned on page 24 of Comets, Pop­u­lar Cul­ture, and the Birth of Mod­ern Cos­mo­logy by Sara Schech­ner Gen­uth, which I found by acci­dent while search­ing on Google. She tells of Chaere­mon the Stoic who I don’t remem­ber hear­ing of before. He wrote the book On Comets which sadly is lost, but in it he appar­ently argues that comets can be good news. Con­text is import­ant before we accept this opin­ion and in this case the con­text is inter­est­ing. Chaere­mon was a tutor to Nero, who as I men­tioned in the earlier post, had a few comets vis­ible dur­ing his reign. It could be that this was a mat­ter of flat­ter­ing the emperor.

Another Ner­o­nian source is Seneca’s De Cometis, which is book seven of the Quaes­tiones Nat­urales. This dates from around AD 60, so it close to the gos­pels in date. There sadly not a lot I can say about that because I don’t have a copy handy. Liba Taub touches on it a few times in her book Ancient Met­eor­o­logy, and it seems to be in part a mat­ter of writ­ing against fear of comets. Seneca even says that the rule of Nero “redeemed comets of their bad char­ac­ter”, but given Nero’s repu­ta­tion that’s debatable.

Pliny the Elder is the closest source in time to the Gos­pel of Mat­thew that I’ve looked at and he can be pos­it­ive about comets. From Nat­ural His­tory again:

It is thought import­ant to notice towards what part it darts its beams, or from what star it receives its influ­ence, what it resembles, and in what places it shines. If it resembles a flute, it por­tends some– [p. 1058] thing unfa­vour­able respect­ing music; if it appears in the parts of the signs referred to the private parts, some­thing respect­ing lewd­ness of man­ners; some­thing respect­ing wit and learn­ing, if they form a tri­an­gu­lar or quad­rangu­lar fig­ure with the pos­i­tion of some of the fixed stars; and that some one will be poisoned, if they appear in the head of either the north­ern or the south­ern serpent.

I’ve altered a couple of words to update the trans­la­tion slightly an emboldened the pos­it­ive sign because it could eas­ily be lost amongst the doom and fore­bod­ing. This is cur­rently the biggest prob­lem I see with Jen­kins’ idea. It does require comets to be indic­at­ive of change as well as death and dis­aster. In the after­math of the fall of the temple of Jer­u­s­alem that may be a hard idea to support.

There are a couple more texts which give cir­cum­stan­tial evid­ence to sup­port Jen­kins inter­pret­a­tion. Manilius writes in Astro­nom­ica 1.8146: In times of great upheaval rare ages have seen the sud­den glow of flame through the clear air and comets blaze into life and per­ish. This is the same guy that I quote above say­ing “Death comes with those celes­tial torches…,” so it’s not over-positive but it does show there’s another prob­lem in inter­pret­ing comets. Their mean­ings were not fixed in antiquity.

For Manilius this was a time of great change. Augus­tus had turned the Repub­lic into an Empire and as part of this Augus­tus was engaged on a rad­ic­ally dif­fer­ent approach to pub­lic image. Part of this was the use of pop­u­lar astro­logy and so this was a very dynamic time in the use of astro­nom­ical sym­bols. Vir­gil uses a comet in the Aeneid as a divine sign. There’s a lot of room for dis­cus­sion of whether or not the Gos­pel of Mat­thew uses post-Augustan imagery and uses it to com­mu­nic­ate its own story. The arrival of the Mes­siah would be a time of change, and so the story could be using the lan­guage of cre­at­ing a new epoch, hence a comet. Judith Weingarten is abso­lutely right in identi­fy­ing this a prob­lem for his­tor­i­ans. The mean­ing of comets to a 1st Cen­tury audi­ence is uncer­tain. I expect that if this idea gains trac­tion, this is what a lot of the dis­cus­sion will be about.

Her final point is one that I simply can­not answer. She shows that Cas­sius Dio recor­ded the pro­ces­sion of the Magi as pro­ceed­ing over­land without passing through Syria. If I remem­ber rightly, Anti­och is cur­rently the favour­ite loc­a­tion for the writ­ing of Matthew’s Gos­pel, which is well off this route. Why then is the pro­ces­sion in the gos­pel? I don’t have an answer. Non­ethe­less even this shows why Jen­kins’ idea is appeal­ing. It’s a ques­tion that needs to be answered but, like the prob­lems above, it’s a ques­tion that can be dis­cussed by his­tor­i­ans. Most Star of Beth­le­hem ideas simply aren’t his­tor­ical answers. If you have an opin­ion then add it below or on the Zen­o­bia blog.

Links

The Magi and Christ­mas: Judith Weingarten’s com­ments on Rod Jen­kins’ Star of Beth­le­hem paper.

What’s up with the star of Beth­le­hem?: Another col­lec­tion of views on what the Star might be.

The Comet Book: Not dir­ectly rel­ev­ant, but I don’t link to Bib­li­odys­sey often enough.

Atheism with one god less doesn’t work

Christian Atheist
Chris­tian Athe­ism. Photo (cc) zor­illa.

The Arch­bishop of Wales, Dr Barry Mor­gan, has spoken out this Christ­mas against fun­da­ment­al­ism, includ­ing fun­da­ment­al­ist athe­ists. It’s the kind of mes­sage I agree with, or at least I would if I knew any fun­da­ment­al­ist athe­ists. I don’t know any. Fair play to Dr Mor­gan, he doesn’t name any so I may never find out who they are. Pre­sum­ably it’s not a ref­er­ence to Richard Dawkins because, for reas­ons I’ll show below, that would be a bit silly. It’s not sur­pris­ing Dawkins gets ratty about it. But while Dawkins isn’t a fun­da­ment­al­ist, it’s pos­sible one of his one-liners might explain where these fun­da­ment­al­ists come from.

Every­body nowadays is an athe­ist about Thor and Apollo. Some of us just go one god further.

Tech­nic­ally two lines, but it is a prob­lem because this line doesn’t say what an athe­ist is. It’s a big point because there’s when you’re talk­ing about Thor or Apollo there’s a dif­fer­ence in depend­ing on whether or not you’re the sort of athe­ist who believes in gods.

An athe­ist who believes in a God? That’s the prob­lem.
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The Star of Bethlehem Solved?

Star of Bethlehem
Mural beside Beth­le­hem Bible Col­lege. Photo (cc) James Emery.

The Star of Beth­le­hem has always seem to be a non-problem to me. If you believe that a god was born to a vir­gin, then ask­ing what the star was seems point­less. Why shouldn’t it be just another mir­acle? Sim­il­arly if you think the story is fic­tional then why does there need to be a star? Why couldn’t that be fic­tion too? Another reason to be wary of Stars of Beth­le­hem is that they are, by and large, unim­press­ive from a historian’s point of view. We don’t have a date of birth for Jesus, so there’s an ele­ment of guess­work. Non­ethe­less whatever date you pick, there’s always some­thing around which you can choose for a star. This is espe­cially true if you ignore the text. The descrip­tion of the star in Mat­thew 2 is very brief. It simply describes a star which moves around. This could be a planet or a comet, and plan­ets were mundane. Pop­u­lar explan­a­tions tend to be con­junc­tions, but these were well known and would not be described as stars, nor neces­sar­ily asso­ci­ated with king­ship. If you can ignore the text’s descrip­tion of the star, then why not save time and ignore the star altogether?

By and large people don’t like this answer. There are some people who refuse to believe that some­thing claimed to have been seen in what is now Iraq could be a fab­ric­a­tion. Last year I blogged on this and noted that there are a few ideas that it could be Halley’s Comet. It doesn’t quite work with the birth of Jesus without ser­i­ously shift­ing chro­no­logy, which Nikos Kokki­nos does. I also men­tioned in passing that it could be con­nec­ted to a Ner­o­nian appear­ance of Halley’s Comet, and that later appear­ances inspired the idea of the star in art.

Since then Rod Jen­kins has got in touch with me. He’s writ­ten an art­icle on Halley’s Comet and the Star of Beth­le­hem in the Journal of the Brit­ish Astro­nom­ical Asso­ci­ation and it’s bril­liant. You can down­load it for your­self from the Bris­tol Astro­nom­ical Asso­ci­ation web­site. I like it a lot. Jen­kins never loses sight of the fact it’s a his­tor­ical prob­lem. I can’t be 100% cer­tain he’s right, but I think his is the most prob­able answer because his solu­tion solves more his­tor­ical ques­tions than it raises.

If you’re impa­tient the Star of Beth­le­hem was Halley’s Comet dur­ing its appear­ance in AD 66. Given that’s thirty years after Jesus’s death I accept it needs a bit of explan­a­tion, but Jen­kins work does exactly that.
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The Sudan Solution

So what do you do when a bunch of nut­ters go mad over a teddy bear? Boy­cotts have been men­tioned. How­ever I think this is a very bad idea. The kind of people who call for the death pen­alty over nam­ing a teddy bear are the same kind of people who want a fight. This isn’t Islam versus the Enlight­en­ment. It’s extrem­ist Islam versus the Sudanese. Pick­ing a fight with all Sudan would be reward­ing the extrem­ists with exactly what they want.

At the same time, you clearly can’t have an adult con­ver­sa­tion with people who think nam­ing a bear some­thing they don’t like means that you should be flogged. The solu­tion would there­fore seem to be simple. You stop hav­ing adult con­ver­sa­tions with them. If teddy bears are the prob­lem then teddy bears are the solution.

The UK should send a small bat­talion of unnamed teddy bears to the Sudan. These bears will com­fort those who have been griev­ously injured by the badly named bear. When it comes to inter­na­tional con­fer­ences we should talk to part­ners in Africa about the issues that con­cern them. We should talk to Morocco about trad­ing rela­tions. We should talk to Egypt about water sup­ply. When we talk to Sudan we shouldn’t insult them by wast­ing time talk­ing about fam­ine or for­eign aid. We should show respect by deal­ing with their pri­or­it­ies. We should talk about bear care.

It might sound like mock­ery, but that’s your own west­ern pre­ju­dice. If the bear issue is as ser­i­ous as people say then we will be tack­ling the issues that mat­ter to them. You can’t expect to tell these people that impris­on­ing someone because of a bear’s name is stu­pid. What you can do is give them the oppor­tun­ity to live with the consequences.

I’ve been sat on that for a few days, but I thought it best to wait until the poor woman was safely back in the UK. If I was that bothered about it then I’d sug­gest peti­tion­ing Num­ber 10 to give bear aid to Sudan, but I’m not. The reason I’m put­ting this up is that the Sudan solu­tion applies to other places and prob­lems too.